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The Father: Truth Teller, The Mother: Aya granny, Daughter 1: Najma, Daughter 2: HNK.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Two Cows Tale

This is a joke I read few moths ago under the title of (The Two Cow Tale),

GLOBAL ECONOMICS DE-MYSTIFIED

SOCIALISM:
You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM:
You have two cows, the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM:
You have two cows, the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:
You have two cows, the Government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM:
You have two cows, the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You reengineering them so they live for 100 years, eatonce a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.

7 Comments:

Blogger Kat said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS WAS GREAT!!!

3/13/2005 08:35:00 AM

 
Blogger Gryfen said...

Yes,

Good thing the truth only hurts once ;)

3/13/2005 09:25:00 AM

 
Blogger Gryfen said...

Yes,

Good thing the truth only hurts once ;)

3/13/2005 09:25:00 AM

 
Blogger John said...

TruthTeller:

Athiesm: You have two cows, you eat both because a holy man tells you they are sacred!

Agnosticism: You have two cows, you only eat one in case the holy man was right!

Yours were much better, but I remember this from a religious philosohy class, agnostics always keep their options open!

All the best!

John

3/13/2005 01:17:00 PM

 
Blogger richsanter said...

first of all, the "joke" was told with many flaws. second, its surprising that no muslim nations were made fun of....actually, not so strange. just more racism from the family.

3/14/2005 10:13:00 AM

 
Blogger heyduke said...

Relax richsanter. switch to decaf

3/14/2005 05:25:00 PM

 
Blogger justjenn said...

very cute and oh how true....it's a joke...get over it. I don't bristle and take offense to every catholic joke or joke about women, etc. Seomeone is WAY too sensitive

3/26/2005 10:10:00 AM

 

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